Organized religion, how quaint. Don't worry Muslims, your religion is equally as pointless as Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, etc.

You're all marching to the beat of someone else's drum. Do you ever ask why?

ewwwww!

All religion is bullshit, asshole.
Save your piousness for when you hang out with your fellow gullible fools.

Stop ranting and get back to doing God's Work. Those rocks aren't going to throw themselves at women, now are they?

The Jihadi Wedding Feast:

- Stuff a hand grenade into a chicken
- Wrap the chicken in dynamite and stuff it into a goat
- Drape ten kilos of live 7.62mm armor piercing rounds around the goat and stuff it into a sheep
- Slaughter and clean a camel and stuff the sheep into the camel
- fill the remaining space in the cavity with nails, screws and other shrapnely bits
- Throw the whole thing on a charcoal fire pit and baste liberally with diesel fuel