GOOD I CAN LET THE FARTS OUT NOW

Dogs are so wonderful. They chew their butts anytime they want, lick their privates, now this. Woof,Woof

My God Man...if you need a blow job that bad buy it!! I'm thinking it was more about your hygiene rather than the fact she didn't want to give you a BJ. So take a shower often and find a new girl friend.

So late in life for me to learn that "..,," is emoji for "I ate you out many times".

Why you gotta watch we while I chew?

I ate you out so many times.

You wouldn't suck my (hmm, what rhymes?)

I thought you'd be an awesome screw,

But you just watch me eating stew.

And now my mood and balls are blue.

I just don't know what I should do.

Go out, get drunk, commit some crimes?

Bounce nickels off my dick, bounce dimes?

You tease! I saw you sucking limes,

But you won't suck out my hot goo.

Why you gotta watch me while I chew?

I swear that typo wasn't there this morning. That's what I get for writing poetry before 8 AM.

God, it's barely the new year and you're already making excuses not to work out.