Anonymous Jan 18, 2014 at 8:28 am

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1
you don't have to beg, silly, just call me
2
Todd is made of cheap booze? who knew.
3
Ok, but you're biting my fingers.
4
Just pick up a six pack of generic Swiss Miss and a pint of Trader Vics rum. Fill up a hot thermos bottle, take it to PSU and drink it in the cafeteria.
5
Order some tea with honey and a shot of whiskey. Mix and match.
6
Welcome to Portlandia. Over pay for your close-in apartment, replace the bikes as they get stolen, go to your under-paid position. After work, drink, rinse, repeat.

Young retiree, huh? Stop drinking the koolaid and go to somewhere else in Oregon or the US where you have a chance to get ahead. You've been suckered.

You need the type of town where people don't drink $10.00 martinis. It's all going to crash in the next recession, anyway...
7
I bet there is high fructose corn syrup in them too.
8
Agreed, the beauty of the toddy is its simplicity. And I try to police the Mixologists among us fairly carefully to get them to not to fuck it up.

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