and then what? Is this some kind of tease job?

There had better goddamn well be a To the Boring Old Lady Who Shook Her Head at Me Part II.

Joke's on you, because dressing like a 1990s grandma is the hot new jam. Been to Hawthorne lately? When was the last time you danced at Holocene? It's all about bright white Avia cross trainers and stonewashed Sonoma jeans. Neon-colored irony is so very 2009, us cool kids are well into sensible forest greens, stately navy blues and civilized taupes and khakis. Pick up a copy of Vice some time, the "Dos and Don'ts" are practically torn from an L.L. Bean catalog.

Yep, shut the fuck up.

What the cluck?

Wait THIS is the sequel. I found the original:

"There was a (boring) old woman who lived in a shoe (box).
She had so many children (neighbors), she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth (pho) without any bread (GMO free organic rice noodes);
And whipped them all soundly and put them to bed (the sequel fucking SUCKS dude)."

Apologies to Motherfucking Goose

God only knows what the author would've done if that lady had thrown an indignant sigh into the mix.

Lol. "Boring", what an insult.