I can never hear what people on bikes say to me, due to the fact that I'm an actual adult that owns a drives a car.

You called somebody a "dickhead"? Congrats, you're qualified to blog for the Mercury! Get us 500 words on who else is a dickhead, stat.

That's it, motherfucker!

Switchblades, 10 pm, under the bridge by the Vera Katz statue. Only blood can settle this.