Actually, the guy with the most kidneys wins. I'm up to four and a half. Beat that, hotshot.

Fuck that. I grew these goddamn organs all by myself. I'm going to use the shit out of them.

Maybe if you ask nice you can have what's left of them after I die an untimely death.

Sure, everybody wins...except the Blazers in the playoffs.

I can see why someone wouldn't want their name in the public sphere after such a bold stance. Great use of I, Anonymous, IAnon!

I get that it's important, but the incessant phone calls from Red Cross make me want to hoard my precious O+ out of spite.

Also, giving blood while hungover is an awful experience.

I took my roommate's kidney as a goof.

I've got an old, shorted out Farfisa, you can have for the taking, but if you want one of my kidneys, your going to have to pay big bucks!

Dolly- I have been saying the same thing for years! They carve you up for spare parts and make a fortune.

@ Dolly, Good Dog: I received a life saving liver transplant 2 years ago. While I think there are problems with the existing system (as with any system) the truth is there are so few organs available and the need so great. Re: the selective donation "as part of an estate", I do think there could be some sort of compensation arrangement for donor families, but honestly, this scenario is rife for exploitation and corruption. See: China. Simply put, because doctors and hospitals can perform modern miracles and help people like myself have another chance at life is priceless, and in my opinion more deserving of "making a fortune" than other less worthy ventures. Please be an organ donor. Your family may benefit like mine has from someone else's gift.

If I'm gay, should I take the time to become straight so I can be eligible for these donations?

I learned along time ago that you should always wear a Kidney Blocker 2000 to bed. Thanks Cartman!!!

Good comment Jm Jenkins. I have always been afraid to be an organ donor, but I know someone who saved a little girl with a bone marrow transplant. Very happy for you, and your health. We finally realize the need is great.