Did you count feet? Maybe they were *filming* porn in the next stall.

Original? No. This has already been a subject, that's why no-ones commenting.

Hey asshole, you should extend a hand next time!

This sounds like a really clever way to cover your shit sounds and maintain stall space. Unless you wear recognizable shoes, Gary.

I think aestro is right. This is a brilliant strategy for enforcing your poopin' claim.