Pretty sure that nobody who has been on the internet in the last two weeks will be touching ANY complimentary gummy bears in the near future.

I'll be warning my friends who work at OHSU to stay away from gummy bears and be wary of basement dwellers at work.

I'm just here to get voted down.

That ain't shit. I want to get voted the mother fuck down! Like 30 votes, asshole(s)

What a shitty thing to do to your co-workers. The list of objections to this runs on and on.

Your reasons for this retaliation appear muddy at best- I bet you are a real blast at all the wrong times. They are probably all sick of you spraying your foul accusations behind their backs with your stinky and unpredictable attitude. The place is better off without some lousy asshole loose on the premises anyway.

Why the fuck can't you keep track of your register slips? If you aren't responsible enough to keep track of your paperwork, Sally shouldn't have given you that responsibility in the first place, and now she's responsible for the shitstorm coming from above. I hope she gave you a write-up. Why is it always the shittiest employees that have the worst attitudes? And you're pranking them with gummy laxatives now? Are you even old enough to work?

So, you want to get fired then? You've put a lot of details into this one.

Gummy Tummy is the all-the-rage weight loss method these days! You are doing them a favor.