I read both Part 1 and Part 2 and have no fucking idea what your complaint is, but I think the problem is you.

What's going on? Someone in Portland has a less-than-ideal roommate? THIS IS FUCKING MADNESS.

No mention of a toilet, refrigerator, parking or sex. How did these make the cut?

This is bullshit. Part 1....

... no bikes, poop, dirty needles in the bushes, strangers telling you to smile, rapey pick up lines, tampons, grandparent seduction, homeless spanger chastising, or Ospirgy clip board stalkers?

File all seventeen volumes of this pathetic failure of a rant in the round file where it belongs. NEXT!

http://www.nobodygivesafuck.com/getoverit

Hope you stuck your dick in his peanut butter.

I don't know; pretty legit rant. It was sufficiently vague to bring back all sorts of bad memories for me.

Definitely dealt with my fair share of asshole roommates. Living with strangers really sucks.

Hey Assisse, I read both parts too. It seems pretty obvious what the problem is. You're either incredibly dense, or a complete dick face. Probably the latter.

You really share douches? Gross.

Don't pay for his therapy. Just get your own crib. If things don't get better, try Anger Management. You let him do a number on you.