Ah yes, the elusive Ally Sheedy trimet species, a rarely spotted awkward youth who prepares and eats strange sandwiches on the bus as though they're alone in their bedroom. Sounds like you savored the moment, as you should've. These types are increasingly rare to come by. I once saw a bologna and brownie sandwich prepared and eaten on the max.. a vision seared into my memory like it happened yesterday.
Spilling Doritos crumbs on
The floor. Bitch slap him!