Watch out, everyone! It's an internet toughguy! And he looks pissed!

If I had a badass jeep I'd show all you No-Po pussies how a real man 4x's in the snow too. It's not like EVERYbody stops driving and the whole state shuts down back in Iowa every winter.

Lanes are for bitches who ain't got super swampers.

Balls rubbing on a dead forehead, and skull fucking 4 ft tall eyeballs....

Where can I rent this porno?

I imagine that the Jeep driver was probably tired of following you at 3mph in the 2" of snow. Given that (s)he managed to get around you and on with their day without "sliding out and crashing" proves they might be from one of those faraway places, like Bend or Spokane, where there's snow on the ground for much of the winter.
Your overreaction to this means you should probably heed the ODOT suggestion of staying home till this melts.
You aren't gonna skull fuck anyone.
lovingly yours, a Jeep driver native of Alaska.

JEEP PEOPLE. THE FUCKING WORST.

Nobody cares about your lifestyle toy that is primarily used to transport you between your apartment complex and that depressing serving job at Applebee's. What's that, you drove through a mud puddle? Way to go! So proud of you. What skill and technique you must possess. You are such a manly macho man.

^yeah, dude. Clearly you and your bus pass are the coolest.

@ scaler911: Driving conditions in most of Alaska during most of the winter are much better and safer than what we've experienced here in the last few days (especially last night and earlier today; and tonight will probably be pretty gnarly, too). As you should know from having lived up there, snow and ice are much more dangerous to deal with when the temperature is so close to the freezing point.

I'll take driving through snow and ice in temperatures of 20-below any day before i'll take driving through it when the temp is in the upper 20s/lower 30s like it has been here. People like you who think they're invincible because they have 4-wheel drive and have lived up north are some of the most dangerous drivers out here right now because of such overconfidence. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. Why the fuck are you in such a hurry when you're not even really in a hurry?? Relax.

Also, do you remember all of those trucks up there with the plows and gravel and salt that were so easy to take for granted? Well, they don't have nearly as many of those down here. Nor do as many people down here have proper snow tires. So maybe splashing their windshield with snow and/or slush while they carefully try to navigate through the unusually-slippery weather in their non-Jeep isn't the most considerate or safe thing to do.

jarhead, you'll have much better luck cruising for anonymous sex in a well-populated area, like the men's room at Jeld-Wen

That didn't come off as sarcastic as i thought. Totally not from Iowa. Never even been there.

Wow @HIT, thats quite the screed. Ya. I remember quite well. But I'll keep my Jeep thanks. I mostly use it to tow my vintage Airstream. (oh, and @jarhead, I also happen to have a '88 Rover, that unfortunately, is in need of a water pump, so I didn't get to take 'er out in this. And I agree, put chains on and you can climb trees with it).
Also, @chutny, I'm probably your worst nightmare, because I rarely drive either vehicle. I'm one of those asshole dudes that commutes by bike from the house I own, to my job at a hospital.
Carry on.