I love being in love, and I'm fine being single. Today, as a single person, I get to binge watch all of House of Cards S2 straight through. There aren't many people who would be down for that as a couple. And if you were a parent? Not a chance.
My boyfriend is spending the evening caring for his dying father. I ain't bitter, just glad he's a good son and person. It's just another stupid holiday, so feel free to ignore it.
If ever there was a made-up holiday with the sole purpose of getting people to spend money, Valentine's is it.
Don't let the bastards make you feel like a pathetic, lonely loser just because you aren't participating in their contrived, obligatory, festival of consumption.
I spent the day home alone making candles and watching movies. Great day:)
From 'Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley', by Al Franken:
"February 14th...Today, I will masturbate!"
You're not any less sad and alone tomorrow night as you are tonight, but at least you don't have to pony up for flowers.
Violets are blue.
People beat their meat on Valentine's Day,
and so should you.
I did buy some lubrication today, though.
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't
Violets are Blue
Valentines Day wasn't
Sorry It was for you
Don't let the bastards make you feel like a pathetic, lonely loser just because you aren't participating in their contrived, obligatory, festival of consumption.
I spent the day home alone making candles and watching movies. Great day:)
From 'Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley', by Al Franken:
"February 14th...Today, I will masturbate!"