Again with the presumption that you're entitled to any particular stretch of curb to park your car. You and the Saturday grouch should get together and shut the fuck up.
This one is almost detailed enough that the person it's intended for might recognize themselves. That might be interesting, especially the way you ended it.
You may indeed find yourself wishing you'd just talked to your neighbor in this case.
This may come as a surprise to you but your neighbor might not be aware he is making your life slightly more difficult. Everyone in the world isn't out to get you and fuck up your day you neurotic little coward.
If you have a problem with your neighbor..go speak with him like a civilized human being. If he refuses to come to some sort of compromise, you have done all you can..his truck is bigger than yours-- That's life, grow up and fucking deal with it. Don't threaten to hit on his wife--who does that? Here's a little piece of advice-- Don't be THAT neighbor.
You may indeed find yourself wishing you'd just talked to your neighbor in this case.
If you have a problem with your neighbor..go speak with him like a civilized human being. If he refuses to come to some sort of compromise, you have done all you can..his truck is bigger than yours-- That's life, grow up and fucking deal with it. Don't threaten to hit on his wife--who does that? Here's a little piece of advice-- Don't be THAT neighbor.