Anonymous Feb 18, 2014 at 1:25 pm

What Ever Happened to Nug Tips?

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1
Just don't expect anything. You'll feel better. Go smoke yourself out, then take a ride. Maybe put dope on their sandwich next time.
Blows Duking on February 18, 2014 at 1:48 PM Report this
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How come when I go into a bank, with all that money in the vault, they don't give me more than I withdraw?
shark attack mountain on February 18, 2014 at 1:57 PM Report this
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If you are so poor as to not tip delivery persons then please make your own sandwiches. Sandwiches are really easy to make.
landocal on February 18, 2014 at 2:21 PM Report this
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I'm a good tipper, but with that said..... you took the job, nobody is making you bike anywhere.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on February 18, 2014 at 2:26 PM Report this
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You had my sympathy about not getting tipped, but got greedy demanding weed.

You're the one delivering Jimmy John's. You're supposed to be the one with the weed.
Aestro on February 18, 2014 at 2:39 PM Report this
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I don't give no nug tips, but I'd be glad to tug nips.
Todd Mecklem on February 18, 2014 at 3:20 PM Report this
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Haven't you been paying attention? Only cats get nug tips.
Demondog on February 18, 2014 at 3:48 PM Report this
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I bet bike deliveries seemed like a really cool idea when someone thought it up in the middle of summer.
Blabby on February 18, 2014 at 3:54 PM Report this
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Pssshhhh, this isn't even a cat post. Next!
BooberMcDoober™ on February 18, 2014 at 3:55 PM Report this
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You will build your leg muscles,and it is go for heart and breathing. The bummer is lousy tips, and not being invited to share a hit.

I hope you stay safe,dry and have a better time at your job. Glad you ranted, and I have no advice except to say this is not an end but a beginning. You sound like a hard worker, and this is good for your resume. Really!
seentomuch on February 18, 2014 at 4:16 PM Report this
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^
Resume

Objective: To obtain a position where I am rewarded with the head stash.

Qualifications
Delivering shitty sandwiches in the rain via bike without getting wet.
shark attack mountain on February 18, 2014 at 4:37 PM Report this
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Sorry no tip. You want a hit, get real. Inviting a total stranger in to smoke some weed. That sounds like a good way to get your place broken into or have your place put in a data bank. Smoke your own weed.
Medicated Marine on February 18, 2014 at 7:54 PM Report this
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Smoking weed doesn't blow you out, maybe shrooms and harder shit, get real.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on February 18, 2014 at 8:08 PM Report this
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Fun facts! The founder of Jimmy Johns loves to hunt "big game" in Africa, and gave $10k to shitbag racist AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Sounds like his customers should, therefore, be really into gratuity and marijuana....right?

http://www.bilerico.com/2012/05/more_than_…
Chunty McHutchence on February 18, 2014 at 9:56 PM Report this
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Ah good: you risk your body for the corporate beast. For some reason, people need to give you weed now.
on February 18, 2014 at 10:05 PM Report this
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Shut up, asshole. When you guys serve some meat with that mayonnaise, then you can ask about your tip.
weeeeeeeeeeed on February 19, 2014 at 3:07 PM Report this
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^^irony :)
on February 20, 2014 at 9:53 AM Report this

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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