Anonymous Feb 20, 2014 at 8:54 am

Sharpee Thief

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1
Just in the crack? Next time go with full insertion. Just don't lose it up there; they have a drawer full of 'em at the emergency room.
Todd Mecklem on February 20, 2014 at 10:03 AM Report this
2
Sounds like someone LIKES a sharpie his his butt crack. Not that there is anything wrong with that....
Demondog on February 20, 2014 at 10:37 AM Report this
3
Quite a meet-cute!
Babygorilla on February 20, 2014 at 11:00 AM Report this
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IT'S FUCKING SPELLED SHARPIE

IT'S WRITTEN ON THE SIDE OF THE GODDAMN PEN
eldepeche on February 20, 2014 at 11:12 AM Report this
5
No no todd, the ass is for the phone.
i'mrightyourwrong on February 20, 2014 at 11:54 AM Report this
6
Siri-assly?
Todd Mecklem on February 20, 2014 at 11:57 AM Report this
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"Kinda beautifull as you are and asshole but kinda sad as well, who would that?"

Taking this sentence to my next slam poetry night.
Aestro on February 20, 2014 at 12:35 PM Report this
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It's "Sharpee Theef."
on February 20, 2014 at 1:36 PM Report this
9
Anon switch to using only pink Sharpies. Let's turn this into an interesting experiment on whether your nemesis will discriminate on the basis of ink color.
pork chop on February 20, 2014 at 1:53 PM Report this
10
For a refreshing change, try a Slurpee in the crack of your ass.
Todd Mecklem on February 20, 2014 at 1:55 PM Report this
11
Didn't happen.
Satorical on February 20, 2014 at 2:49 PM Report this
12
I put all the random sharpees into my asshole. I also walk in place to ensure proper juice distribution. Drink that dried juice bitches as getting it fresh will cost some serious coin....
buddy on February 20, 2014 at 5:42 PM Report this
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Next time, stick one of your asscrack "Sharpee" in the thief's Slurpee.

That act would truly bring the universe into harmony.
AlaskanNow on February 20, 2014 at 5:55 PM Report this
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Has anyone stopped to consider that maybe the "inserter" was spelling it right off the pen, butt (pun intended) there may've been a piece of fecal matter covering/distorting the "I."
RickStevens on February 21, 2014 at 2:03 PM Report this
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Yum, I want some for my tum.
Blows Duking on February 21, 2014 at 8:13 PM Report this
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I first read this post as if it concerned a Shar Pei. I was ready to call the Humane Society.
Nirdgirl on February 24, 2014 at 4:23 PM Report this

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