Anonymous Feb 23, 2014 at 8:54 pm

Sing Your Heart Out

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Why is it high drama people are always really big into karaoke?
assisse on February 23, 2014 at 9:06 PM Report this
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If you can't laugh at yourself, PLEASE STOP SINGING KARAOKE. Clown it up. Show some personality. If you get up there and sing Indigo Girls or Coldplay or Sarah McLachlan you deserve every last drop of derision. Sing in the shower, cry into your diary, fine, but do NOT be a fucking downer at the karaoke bar!
Chunty McHutchence on February 23, 2014 at 9:34 PM Report this
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What's this about bathroom attendants who make fun of the way we poop and comb our eyebrows. They complain about how most of us don't even tip, yet still help ourselves to fecal ridden bathroom mints. Ugh, The Worst.
BooberMcDoober™ on February 24, 2014 at 2:36 AM Report this
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Nothing compares

to poo.
BooberMcDoober™ on February 24, 2014 at 2:50 AM Report this
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VJ's? Like Jesse Camp? You must be bad if Jesse Camp is talking shit about you.
Aestro on February 24, 2014 at 7:23 AM Report this
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You read I,A and you're really asking about people being judgmental douchebags?
tcraighenry on February 24, 2014 at 10:22 AM Report this
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What's this I hear about complaining about things you haven't actually experienced?
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on February 24, 2014 at 11:21 AM Report this
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What bathroom attendants? Where the hell is this place at?
Blows Duking on February 24, 2014 at 3:54 PM Report this
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I've never actually seen this happen, but if it did; ja-hay-sus how much it would sting, considering what douchehandles most kjs are.
on February 24, 2014 at 6:39 PM Report this

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