Why don't we drink cherry cola and pin a tale on a donkey? I AM SMOKING A JOINT AND DRINKING SOUTHERN COMFORT

9:30 PM next tuesday. Todd Mecklem's house. I'm there. I will bring hot wings. Do i need to put a stupid label on that? AMERICAN?

$5.00? Hell, for two dollars more we can all meet at the Oregon Theater and *really* light each other's candles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcx3fcNlnSM

Oh boy, dozens of professional smart asses trying out comment each other all evening. Though, it could set the world record for most pretentious non-award show event of all time.

I would bring Twinkies and label them "???"

This is one of those scenarios where the cow gets killed entering the barn then has its enchiladas taken, isn't it?

They stopped doing Blogtown meet ups about two years ago

I'm pretty new to reading the blogs, and writing and reading the comments. I really enjoy reading the blog entries, giving people a chance to share their stories, and feelings, and perhaps become better at the art of writing. Most of the comments I find amusing, and quite of few of them I agree with completely. You can get a sense of which ones are just trying to be humorous, even if it is not funny and more offensive, and that's okay too. Then there are the select few commentators with the "know it all" attitude, or "i'm telling you the way it is" attitude. These are just negative and condescending. Trying to prove your point, especially, angrily and anonymously, makes me think the point is even more ridiculous. Trying to push your negative beliefs on others, especially when we don't know the whole story, is naive, uninformed, and a joke. Your negativity only portrays you are a miserable person. Putting somone down, and calling someone names, and speaking as if we know what's is going on, is just laughable because we don't know anything about one another or the story. I came here to have fun, and not take myself so seriously, in fact, maybe having a different persona on here.

Please univite me to this party. Take me off the guest list. I don't want to bring you anything that I enjoy, beer or food or drugs.

Nah I will come to this party. We can say all the we say on here. That would be too much fun.

If YOU'RE going to be there, I'm pretty sure I'll have something else to do.

Something else to do, right.

I hope i'm the only one at this party.

I'm sitting at a desk today, in an office, and I'm working. Bring it on.

I still see DamosA around town, doing his DamosA thing

I am then smashing shit up and lighting fireworks everywhere, or just siting in a corner motionless listening to the music and encapsulated, depends on the mood.

WILL GRAHAM BE THERE AND IF SO WILL HE BE SHOUTING THE WHOLE TIME?

Noooo mom you're not sneaking your way into my parties even if you suggest you get naked and show your floppy sagging fat boddy everywhere like jabba the hut in a female bachelor party acting the part of the party happy bear.

Yeah, whatever happened to DamosA anyway?
You could always count on him accusing you of something.
And "Fucking Pigs" comments thrown in for good measure.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

yes.

Next Tuesday is way to early! Please pick another day.

I will bring Shrimp Creole, Hubby will be the one on crutches because of a spinout on his hog. He can play injured, martyr.

Normally I have roadmaps to fold or combs to clean when I get an invite to a hootenanny, but this one has potential. I'll bring my famous Chubby Salami. Don't worry I'll label it and post the ingredients, I would feel better if everyone did.

I definitely want Awards. Snarkyest, most compasionate, grossest..not so fast Im Right,Your Wrong we vote by email beforehand. I know we shouldn't even bother voting for most popular, right Todd?

I also think it would be a gass if the Staff waited on us. Dan Savage could jump out of a cake Steve Humphries could wear a Clown Suit , honk a horn and squirt us with seltzer. Maybe Courtney could bring some of her pussies. If the Merc could pop for a Limo home that would continue the party to our doors. Have it filmed and call the Portlandia show. Lets do it....Clonazepam anyone?

I just hope I say something people will "like." Or my ego will shatter.

Then again, I hope I reach a 1000 dislikes today.

^ yeah, we get it, you're a crybaby.

No tears here woof woof. I gave my dog away last week because I couldn't afford it.

MM do 8 years of clonazepam or a week of weed, certified, you can listen to the ever changing bullshit the doctors tell you or listen to me and finish this once and for all. Listen to the Weed the Devils Recipe.

rich bachelor - they hate us man.
Hold us in thinly veiled contempt.
But a paycheck is a paycheck, right?

There's no way in hell I'm eating at the haters' potluck. No offense, but poisoning seems like a lame way to go out.

fwtbt-forget the food-just come and be present. So it will be a joined effort of unity; I don't want to be the only one to show up. Ianon wants food labeled,and now I understand why your afraid you will be poisoned. See you there -I guess you'll bring Rick. I'll have to bring the man on crutches. Not alot of laughs there.

I for one would love it.
People having to in person stand behind their adorable comments. It would be a Lisa Frank unicorn barf fest, no doubt.

Everyone here is just SO NICE y'all.

TOB-I can't wait either-Don't eat the food though--may be a problem there. Later

T from STM

I'm supposed to bring the troll most likely to try poisoning me?

Blows Duking- unlike your broke ass, I can afford my pets. Think about that next time you let your cat die.

I liked that one time about half a dozen of us were at a Hecklevision and used our Blogtown names. That was fun.

Good Dog, you are plain stupid. My ass works fine. It is not broken. What cat are you talking about shitheel?

I do have a cat though, thank you very much. She is called Figaro. I knitted some cool brokeass shit with her on my lap the other day.