Check your math or the cost of having your garbage picked up -- you are not saving 600 a year, unless maybe you have a family of 12.

If this is true, you do know you're a terrible person, right?

Sounds like the only sack of mushy shit lurking around your neighborhood is you.

Harsh.

Oh, amazing LifeHacker: I want to rub my thing on you.

One word... Hear.

Please do the ol' murder/suicide with "Dear Employee."

you ain't a-using my bins 'cause I don't put mine out 'til they're a-over-flowin' with filth!

I never heard of this phenomena before I moved to Portland. I have two neighbors that don't get trash service. One uses the dumpster at the apartments across the street, the other takes it to a dumpster near the bar he works at once a week. Neither separates their recyclables. I offered both to go in halves with me to use my trash bins and both refused.

The irony is that they both spend their money on stupid, wasteful, and useless crap. I find the whole thing highly perplexing.

I really wish I caught a neigbor pulling this routine on me. They would win afree lifetime supply of my fecal matter smeared on every outside doorhandle at their house.

Bro, you should have B.A.M.F. tattooed on your knuckles.

Rick Stevens, every single door handle? You are such a bad ass. Wow!

Well, no, I am sure the every every single door handle was an exaggeration and if not the better cuz it could make you do things like 5 times instead of 1 don't ask me which things.