Anonymous Mar 3, 2014 at 7:57 am

Dear Men at the Bar

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They were just keeping their options open until about seven minutes before closing time. Patience, m'dear!
Todd Mecklem on March 3, 2014 at 8:43 AM Report this
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If you're a female at the bar at 1am trying to get LAID, without success, you may want to consider putting out a different vibe.

Allow me to assist...

You: Hey there handsome, if you buy me a drink, I will fuck your brains out.

Them: OK!!!!
RickStevens on March 3, 2014 at 9:00 AM Report this
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Cockblocking by definition can only be done by
women to other men so better be lookin' for another definition baabe.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 3, 2014 at 9:38 AM Report this
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I saw it on Geordie Shore.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 3, 2014 at 9:43 AM Report this
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Do you have a face like a catchers mitt? This could be why they are claiming not to hit on you.
Barf! on March 3, 2014 at 9:54 AM Report this
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Sit by yourself reading a book. This might only work if you're ACTUALLY trying to read, but I've found that it gets men to talk to me 100% of the time. Let me know if you figure out how to get them to stop.

Also, if a guy is trying to chat you up at the bar at 1 AM, he's lying about not hitting on you.

Actually, if he has to announce that he's not hitting on you, he's probably hitting on you.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 3, 2014 at 10:27 AM Report this
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^Troof
BooberMcDooberâ„¢ on March 3, 2014 at 10:38 AM Report this
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Seems legit.
HayleyFreakinRules on March 3, 2014 at 11:43 AM Report this
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Just sit there and rub yourself...that always gets my attention and the hitting will follow without any ridiculous cock-blocking.
guidoman on March 3, 2014 at 1:41 PM Report this
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You're way off Leaky. Cockblocking can occur across genders and at any angle. Depending on the intended hole, cockblocking may occur from above or below as well.

Overly protective pets have been known to cockblock also. You can add self-inflicted halitosis to the list off offenders too.
RickStevens on March 3, 2014 at 2:23 PM Report this
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maybe they really aren't hitting on you? AMAZing
i'mrightyourwrong on March 3, 2014 at 2:50 PM Report this
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I bet you didn't even offer one of them a drink.
Aestro on March 3, 2014 at 2:56 PM Report this
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I know Rick, I was about to say that the last time I went into the Zoo, or that I visited the Zoo, I saw a couple of Gorillas gang up and Cockblock another Gorilla. Then I went home and watched Geordie Shore.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 3, 2014 at 2:56 PM Report this
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Communicate your needs. If you want the dishes or laundry done, or the trash taken out, say it. If you want to get laid, say it. You may not always get the first 3 things done, but chances are, you will get laid for sure, then maybe the other stuff can get done after. Personally, I look to get laid at 11am when I'm at the bar. Will behind the bush work for you?
Blows Duking on March 3, 2014 at 3:30 PM Report this
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"Behind the bush?" Is that a euphemism for ye ole brown eye?
RickStevens on March 3, 2014 at 3:50 PM Report this
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1. If it is 1am and you still haven't gotten a worthy prospect, masturbate. There is an old saying that applies here: Nothing good happens after midnight. (of course that is not always true, but usually true when looking to get laid, in a bar).
2. If a guy you think you'd like to bang says "I'm not hitting on you," just respond with "why not?" to see if he is just using that as an ice breaker or really means it.

Not that complicated really. No woman who has any attractive part at all should ever have to try hard to get laid.
Demondog on March 3, 2014 at 3:54 PM Report this
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No, she is clearly referring to President Bush due to the World Climax.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 3, 2014 at 3:56 PM Report this
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I love how everyone assumes it's a she.
buddy on March 3, 2014 at 5:59 PM Report this
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I didn't. My statements are all based on the gender of the men at the bar - should apply to gays too.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 3, 2014 at 6:07 PM Report this
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No, I studied besides other multiple stuff after grad writing decryption, whether is male or female, and hand writing deciphering, to put it in scientifical terms, and is a female. The classes started on time and finished on time.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 3, 2014 at 6:16 PM Report this
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^gays? What's your problem fwtbt???maybe it was a dude and the ASSailants were ladies...
buddy on March 3, 2014 at 6:27 PM Report this
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Yeah but what about if the guys at the bar were trans...geez you guys can't nobody have a conversation with you guys without you getting all temperimental and shit?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on March 3, 2014 at 6:41 PM Report this
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The title is "Dear men at the bar" and the first word of the rant is "men". This is not a long post. Read better.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 3, 2014 at 7:30 PM Report this
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Wow, I/A, that's unfortunate.

So...tell me the name of this bar you go to... this disgusting bar where there are dudes who try to mess with your head, so that I know where NOT to go.
lyle on March 4, 2014 at 3:06 PM Report this
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Maybe it is because your sitting alone at a bar, and their just not into you. The vibe your sending out is hit on me,but only the good looking ones. Your pissed because they are all dogs.

As I said before, sitting alone is sure sign your going to bring Ted Bundys out of the woodwork.
seentomuch on March 4, 2014 at 8:30 PM Report this
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1:00am and they say there not hitting on you. All the hotties have hooked up. Believe me their not hitting on you. Like good dog said--catchers mitt.
Medicated Marine on March 4, 2014 at 10:50 PM Report this

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