That sucks. I blame Obama.

My pocket knife is missing from my room. We have a new roommate. My jump-to-conclusions mat is in full motherfucking effizect!

So am I correct in how this was played?

"Yeah sure, our stuff is over there. Take a look and see if any of our stuff is actually yours" "what a bummer man, yeah have a look". "We'll just be chilling in these tubs so let us know if somehow our stuff got mixed in, see you at the next burning man"......

Too bad you didn't bring your ipad or maybe your entire life savings.. I guess.......

"Oh look honey! It's a dirty, drugged-out couple who wants to rifle through our valuables! Let's prove how open minded and unassuming we are and gladly allow them to, because hey, this hot springs place is so pretty and communal and I swear there isn't a single negative vibe for miles...."

"Forget it, Jake. It's Clackamas County."

I love going to Bagby but the drunk idiots and scum bucket meth heads need to be chased out of there. There needs to be a night time closure and hefty fines for any who violates it. Last time I was there the amount of trash and vandalism some moronic drunken youth had left was nauseating. Some shit for brains thought it was acceptable to have a confetti party and throw pounds of plastic confetti all over the trail, leave cases of empty beer and nasty half eaten birthday cake.

Is this what Chumbawumba was referring to in "Tubthumping?"