Translates roughly to: "I want to find another boring townie like myself who enjoys hanging out with my family in the suburbs, eating at Sheri's, and complaining about light rail / taxes / minorities."
Then again, haven't you always wanted to bang a chick who's seen a Tom Peterson commercial?
I'm a product of a decision I had absolutely nothing to do with and I'm too boring and risk-adverse to try living anywhere else. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME, DAMNIT!
It is very common to put where you are from in a dating profile. It isn't a personal attack.
It is also very common to:
-Say you can't live without friends, family, oxygen, or chapstick
-Have no typical Friday night
-Love to travel
-Like all music but country and/or metal and/or rap
-Make a point of saying you won't admit something private on a dating site, rather than just not answering
If it's a choice between that or "I came out here from Cincy to visit a friend three years ago and I just fell in love! I knew this is like my place!" I'm going with the former.
Everyone knows that in Portland the only location you should brag about being from on dating websites is Brooklyn(by way of Ohio and Connecticut suburbs), though you'll just leave Portland for LA in half a year anyhow...
My favorite thing to do is when someone starts complaining about transplants is to casually mention I just bought 'insert random album here' at Ozone. 9 times out of 10 they'll go along with it. If you want to pretend you were here before it was "cool" you're trying way too hard.
Then again, haven't you always wanted to bang a chick who's seen a Tom Peterson commercial?
If I angry-blogged everytime I got rejected on that site, the editor for I,Anon would be working 100hrs/wk posting all my hate-filled rants.
It is also very common to:
-Say you can't live without friends, family, oxygen, or chapstick
-Have no typical Friday night
-Love to travel
-Like all music but country and/or metal and/or rap
-Make a point of saying you won't admit something private on a dating site, rather than just not answering
Go F*ck Yourself.
Unfortunately at this time your application was not accepted for reasons:
Go F*ck Yourself
If you would to try again for a date with:
Go F*ck Yourself
submit a date request and stand by.
Good luck!
Something something midwest... something something bandwagon trailblazer fans... something something homogenization.