Tip: if you can hear some drunk guy shouting over the band, you're not at a heavy metal show.

http://youtu.be/Kftc22znoOs?t=1m37s

^^ What I wish Portland metal crowds were like

The same asshole was at Tool in Atlantic City a few years back. That strain is not specific to PDX.

It was weird--dude knew every last lyric to every song (not an easy feat), so--props for that; but he was so wasted and kept screaming at the top of his lungs and trying to get the crowd to sing along, so fuck that guy.

It may seem like random nonsense to you, but to us it's lubberly goat chum gaily this naked.

Sounds like me, except for the screaming and beer spilling.

Obnoxious Drunks at Concert- THANKS FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING SO MEANINGFUL IN MY EMPTY BORING LIFE THAT I FELT COMPELLED TO SHARE ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET, THE ONLY PLACE I EXPERIENCE HUMAN CONTACT