Anonymous Mar 12, 2014 at 11:11 am

Pen Thief Has Two Options

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1
Don't be a snob, it's gonna be a totally awesome three-nutted wiener.
Todd Mecklem on March 12, 2014 at 12:28 PM Report this
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Hmmm, did we learn anything from this experience I A ???
frankieb on March 12, 2014 at 12:43 PM Report this
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Dammit Todd, Three Nutted Wiener was mine.
low hanging fruit man!
i'mrightyourwrong on March 12, 2014 at 1:17 PM Report this
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"The Man From Vienna (with a superfluous testicle)" wouldn't be a bad comic, actually.
on March 12, 2014 at 3:28 PM Report this
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Cocksuckers have 3 options.
buddy on March 12, 2014 at 6:59 PM Report this
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What a great IA. That is a lame ass lift, as it really does represent zero resale value. Of course, the coward who took it in the first place has no remorse/idea this is on IA.
Handsome McHaberdasher on March 12, 2014 at 8:30 PM Report this

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