This one should've been titled "Wussy Pussy."

How about "Whack Wax?"

I hope people aren't too mean to this I,A because this one was pretty damn great.

Your vagina isn't the pubic area above and next to it. It's the pubic area.. Just like when clowny dudes say, "suck my hairy cock"...

There nary a hair on said cock.

The more you know....,

So.... buddy has clearly not been around a whole lot of genitalia in his day.... and apparently has a totally hairless dick!

Look at a dick (in your case a memory of one). See any hair on the dick? That's what I thought. As for a vagina? Are you fucking yetis? Or diggity dogs?

im with buddy on this one. my driveway abuts my lawn but it is literally not involved if i burn all the grass away with a nitrogen spill. (which i do not want to talk about).

There's hair on a vagina if he has a goatee.

Anyway, Anon, a roll of duct tape would've been cheaper. Where's your DIY spirit?

Sounds like the female version of the waxing scene in 40 Year Old Virgin

This totally reminds me of my tried and true technique for getting rid of crabs. First you shave off half your pubes then you get a ball peen hammer. You light the other half of your pubes on fire and when the crabs come running out you smash them with the hammer. Works like magic every time...

There is more variation amongst the human race than you will find examples of in your own pants. Dick hair happens. Google it.

You don't get invited to parties, do you.