Anonymous Mar 19, 2014 at 9:30 am

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You are shitting in my lungs, pardon me for having a problem with that.
2
Internet hug!
3
I quit about a year ago, and now I don't think about smoking most days. Basically only when I'm out drinking, so have hope! You might not spend the rest of your life craving a smoke -- in a few months you might even try to cheat and find you just don't like it anymore!

As far as lung shitting goes, given that smoking is pretty much only allowed outside and far from doors and bus stops, you pretty much have to deliberately linger in somebody's smoke to have your lungs shit in. Sorry if smokers are assholes and won't leave the bus shelter, but that's more about the faction of humans that are assholes than it is about smokers in general. Maybe you should get all uppity and give dirty looks to everyone driving a car outside, as their smog is shitting in your lungs just as much as smokers are.
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As anyone who takes the MAX knows, getting your "lungs shat it" by smokers is a daily occurrence. The platforms are all non-smoking areas but - surprise - everyone still smokes, regardless, right in your face.
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Yes, I get that. Again, that's like saying that all dog owners are assholes because some of them won't leash their dogs. It's just the assholes refusing to follow the rules who are assholes, and they would be assholes with or without dogs/cigarettes.
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This reminds me, is it possible to vape rectally?
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I'm afraid of the dirty looks the smokers give me when I'm sitting anywhere in fresh air. They pull up, and light one up, they own the area they smoke in. 0 out of 10 people say, do you mind? And another 0 out of 10 say, does this bother you?

Then again, I do know some polite smokers. Most of them smoke dope too.
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So 100% of the people exhibiting asshole behavior are assholes? Yeah, that sounds about right. Still doesn't account for the smokers who are NOT lighting up because they're aware that they're sharing the space. I used to be one of those, but I was also very self-conscious of how unappealing of a habit it is.
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I'm with FWTBT's first comment. Nobody gives cars/drivers dirty looks as they spew Carbon Monoxide into the air, which coalesces inside the atmosphere's rectum and is then shitted directly into our lungs. Scientific fact, yes the atmosphere does have a rectum.

I will also say that most smokers litter their butts and that really sucks!!! I bet if people didn't have to see cig butts almost everywhere imaginable, they would hate smokers as much.

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