Anonymous Mar 20, 2014 at 9:57 am

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Jesus forgives ALL sins. Praise Christ!
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WBC's hate > Jesus' forgiveness < reality.
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Apparently the coward isn't having a funeral service. He must believe in the afterlife, because he's too afraid to look down on people protesting his own funeral.

I hope this asshole has to eat dick jerky for eternity.
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God hates people who assume that demons have penises and are capable of grinning. They don't and they aren't, you dumbshit.

And while we're on the subject, God also hates being referred to as "he", as if it's just an unshaven, sententious, penis-having dude instead of an omniscient, divine being that transcends something so dirty and earthly as gender.

But, most of all, God hates the authors of shitty I,A submissions like this one. And your mom.
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"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
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...and you're still talking about Fred Phelps.

Apparently he's begging for attention from beyond the grave.
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Hey HiT, I think I,A made it pretty clear she/he didn't think demons had penises or that God was a he. Notice the, "If they existed..." construction. Your reaction belies your obvious soft spot for ol' Fred.
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He was bound to die, but has left his followers of hate and confusion to go on and do his dirty work. The church is filled with his like.
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Hey St. Onan Drools, read it again, bro -- at the end of the third sentence you'll find the pronoun in question.

And what do you think those demons would be using to penetrate good 'ol Fred "anally and orally" if not their penises? Are you suggesting that they would use strap-ons? Fists? Or maybe their tridents? Do they even have tridents?

Anyway, it's pretty hilarious that my (completely serious and scientific) comment about one type of fictional being not having a dick or a smile-capable mouth, and then my other one about yet another fictional being's preference to not be referred to as a male, led you to conclude that I have an "obvious soft spot for ol' Fred". Let's hope you're never picked to be on a jury.

You're a dumbass, St. Onan Drools. And God hates you for it. And the dickless, non-smiling demons hate you, too, for having the audacity to speculate about their (alleged) use of sex toys.

I, however, think you're precious.

(And, in case you didn't gather as much in the subtext -- which surely you didn't -- I agree with I,A that Phelps deserves to be raped by shrieking fictions, if only they had the non-fictional dicks to do it with.)
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Sad but true Seentomuch. I hope his mystic crew disbands because they've lost their compass, but it probably won't be too soon. Not that I have a clue what I'm talking about, but that's what this site is all about, right?

I saw a couple of Phelp's Phreaks on Russell Brand's show and he gave it to them pretty good, not too mean, but he analytically emasculated them. Then my brother who's a Deacon in a small Baptist Church showed me one of their bulletins all pissed at Russell calling him a devil disciple for picking on a couple of their heros. That was an epiphany for me. I thought my brother loved Jesus as I do. (the right side to be on, but not hating those that don't measure up). I was quite saddned about it. My long time bro got stiff-necked and I guess, tight-assed.

Didn't those Westboro clucks picket Fallen Soldiers Graves, with signs displaying "Serve's them right for defending a depraved government that defends Homosexuality? The devil can mesmerize anybody. My brother and I are Vietnam Vets, but now he praises people that hate us. Go Figure. Sorry to be so windy. Bye for now.
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Yeah, I try to never get too smug about someone getting to The Inevitable, but I also hold with an old belief on this subject: Of the Dead, Only the Truth.
So yeah; he was a worthless fucking turd, and I hope the rest of his relatives learn to fucking get along with the rest of humanity.
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Nice saying dick Fred Phelps, I hope all of his Westboro piece of shit churches burn down.
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I guess I don't really see why the dude is so well known. He's really just a symbol of a huge number of people who think the same way, but his photo happened to get into circulation due to blind luck and the internet age. His slogan isn't even remotely clever or particularly shocking. When I was in Texas many years ago, I used to see sassy billboards signed "-God" all the time. People have been using religion to push their own agendas for as long as religion has existed - that's kind of the point of organized religion.
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What's with this God hates fags crap anyway?

There's enough secretly encoded homo-erotic action in the bible to drive two thousand years worth of asexual priests straight into the waiting arms of amorous altar boys.

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