4th Seaters

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You forgot to include the diagram that helps this post make sense.

disastronaut on March 21, 2014 at 11:19 AM

Take a dump and pee on them. Haven't you been following along?

Demondog on March 21, 2014 at 12:12 PM

Just to be safe, I only ride on an otherwise completely empty bus.

Todd Mecklem on March 21, 2014 at 12:41 PM

Do what I do: sit right next to them anyway, and scratch your balls and sniff your fingers and look at them sideways until they move. People just need a little coaxing to be encouraged to do things the proper way.

Doogie on March 21, 2014 at 12:42 PM

That's why I keep dirty syringes in the 2nd and 4th seats.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 21, 2014 at 12:55 PM

X _ X _ X = ACCEPTABLE
_ X _ X X = NOT ACCEPTABLE

Stretch McGillicutty on March 21, 2014 at 12:56 PM

It's been so long since I've had to step foot on a Tri-meth bus that I can't even understand this post. And that makes me very, very happy.

assisse on March 21, 2014 at 3:06 PM

Yo Anon, speaking of passive aggressive behavior: this post of yours; and you not saying, "hi can you move over?"

ROM on March 21, 2014 at 3:11 PM

I bet you can't stand Fourthmeal, either.

on March 21, 2014 at 3:26 PM

ROM: Too much fear in this town to ever speak to a stranger on the bus. People would rather uncomfortably stand for 40 minutes at the back exit while mentally penning their rage letter for when they get home. Even then, they have to post it anonymously. Classic Portland.

assisse on March 21, 2014 at 4:02 PM

Maybe 4th seater isn't trying to "claim" seats, but instead just wants to be close to someone. Like the dude enters the men's room ahead of you and claims the middle of three urinals.

Aestro on March 21, 2014 at 4:40 PM

Screw the bus etiquette. I sit where there's an empty seat.

TMC on March 21, 2014 at 7:05 PM