Anonymous Mar 22, 2014 at 8:06 am

Ease your Sneeze Please

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I always use a sneeze guard during sex, at least during the pollen season.
Todd Mecklem on March 22, 2014 at 4:48 PM Report this
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Well class, tell me what you learned today...?

- We learned to wash our produce very well Doc-fessor.

Goddammit children!!!!! I instructed you to address me as Pro-foctor!!!! A week's detention for all of you little shits!!!!
RickStevens on March 22, 2014 at 6:16 PM Report this
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I am the one who farted savagely upon you at the New Seasons...YOURE WELCOME
on March 24, 2014 at 10:16 AM Report this
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What a stupid thing to bitch about, srsly
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on March 24, 2014 at 10:19 PM Report this

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