Anonymous Mar 23, 2014 at 9:03 am

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1
So obviously fake. I hope.
2
Apparently there is now an official "How to Acclimate Yourself to Portland" guide book.

Way to stick to the script I,Anon.

P.S. Don't forget your hula hoop.
3
put a turd on it
4
Ha ha! You have yet to realize that the rain is far from over. Sucker.
5
Sorry but Salt & Straw sucks. Weakest ice cream ever.
6
But assisse, OPRAH LOVES IT
7
Buy some buttpants and a carabiner key chain for your butt jeans. Also, get a bunch of words tattooed on your fore arm and a pizza job at sizzle pie...

Date only metal heads with mommy issues and you'll be golden i tell ya.
8
I thought the new Portland motto was put a condo on it.
9
You sure sound like a woman so if you are could you fit a BJ in your schedule for me??!!
10
"Hot yoga," that's extra, right? In the special "yoga room" in the back? 40 plus a 60 dollar tip?
11
And another hipster asshat moves here...next
12
Get back to us in June (or, say.... tomorrow) when it's back to all rain, all the time.
13
Jesus, tamp down on the lithium, I,A....little too happy (and waaaaay too early to be calling this sun season).
14
*angry shrieking*
15
yer a foreigner here!! git! GIT!!!

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