Anonymous Mar 23, 2014 at 12:10 pm

Fuck you Milwaukie, You're BOYCOTTED!

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They should also change their name and stop insulting the real "Milwaukee" which has planty of real crime, and therefore no need to criminalize every minimal act.
Ten Red on March 23, 2014 at 1:30 PM Report this
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Actually in almost all cases traffic camera programs cost way more to operate than they return. Because it's an effective traffic safety device and not some insidious government plot.
lithell on March 23, 2014 at 4:00 PM Report this
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Pretty sure there's this one part of the state constitution that says you don't have to follow laws that you think are stupid. You should look into that and let me know how it goes.
Chunty McHutchence on March 23, 2014 at 4:45 PM Report this
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There's gotta be a better reason to boycott Milwaukie than this, but I can't think of one right now.

Frankly, I've been boycotting that place on blind faith alone.
RickStevens on March 23, 2014 at 4:54 PM Report this
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Go ahead and boycott. Milwaukie already has plenty of broke single mothers.
Barf! on March 23, 2014 at 6:05 PM Report this
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"Hey- I know a great place to put a sewage treatment plant... right downtown! Now we can rake in those tourist dollars by giving guided tours! Better yet, let's put a park around it so the citizens can spend all day basking in the shit fumes!"

#civilplanning#sewertrout
JRRTrollkien on March 23, 2014 at 8:05 PM Report this
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Milwaukie, Lake Oswego, Canby, Portland, Mt. Angel, Salem, Independence, Medford, Ashland, and on and on. If you're going 41 in a 30 zone your dumb ass is going to get a ticket. Slow down fool!!
guidoman on March 23, 2014 at 9:43 PM Report this
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Haters, all of you. When your broke Portland asses want to buy a house within 15 minutes of downtown, don't come crying to us. Go ahead and buy a 600 sq. ft. shit hole in St. Johns and try to pretend it was worth the money.
eee99 on March 23, 2014 at 10:10 PM Report this
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I really need the two minutes it took to read this back. Like, really.
Todd Mecklem on March 23, 2014 at 10:54 PM Report this
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So if we get the PDX traffic cops to enforce the law over here, all of the bad drivers will "boycott" Portland?

...... FUCKING AWESOME!
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 24, 2014 at 10:52 AM Report this
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As silly as this is, anyone who passes through Milwaukie on a daily basis knows that's Coptown USA and should avoid speeding until out of town.
Blanders on March 24, 2014 at 12:00 PM Report this
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Wow, I guess a majority of comment voters are Sewage Treatment Local 52 Union members.

I didn't know everybody was so protective of the summer shit stench in Milwhackoffie.
JRRTrollkien on March 24, 2014 at 3:06 PM Report this
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I live in Milwaukie. I work in Portland. I got a speeding ticket in Milwaukie. I paid it and didn't bitch about it because I was going 38 in a 25. Shit happens. Grow up.
anonymous8000 on March 25, 2014 at 10:48 AM Report this
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^And THAT, everybody, is how you accept that you are accountable for your own actions. Well done, 8000. Well done.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 25, 2014 at 3:44 PM Report this
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I got nabbed in that same spot --- within sight of the damned 45mph sign. I could have thrown a baseball and hit it. To this day I wish I had fought that ticket.
[redacted] on March 26, 2014 at 3:10 PM Report this
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I invested in a radar detector years ago. Yeah, it was $300, but it has paid me back many many times over. The ones I have are over ten years old and they are still going, although probably need replacing soon. The new version is about $450. Escort. Get one.
tdown on March 27, 2014 at 11:31 AM Report this

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