Isn't this technically part 3?

Is the kill switch broken for this I/A?

Ok, but how do you feel about bikes? Or kids in restaurants? Or people parking in front of your house?

Thanksgiving? Isn't that like 8 months from now?

Dude, stop clogging I,Anon with your blathering and blogging.

Each and everyone of us could likely come up with a touching scenario to share on this blog. Once in a while it's cool, but 3 posts in a single day?!?!?!?

If I wanted to read this many "sunshine, ponies, and hugs" posts, I'd log on to Oprah's website.

Enough! Even boobies posts are better than this.

And then this one time, in third grade, you sharted yourself. And then the kindest teacher in the world, YOUR teacher, interrupted her own lunch and sharted herself too so you wouldn't feel so alone and embarrassed. And even though all the kids laughed at you, you didn't care because you knew they were just jerk-bullies who would never grow up to do nice things for other people. Nonetheless, when your mom picked you up early from school with a fresh pair of pants she drove you out to old Macdonagals farm to pick out your very own pony!!! Then and there you knew that you someday you would repay their kindnesses by writing anonymous letters to strangers on a device called the world wide web. The end.

I know I know, links in comments = annoying, but this is too perfect:

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/…

Your mother bailed you out of jail because she knew you would be maimed. Your Hallmark stories are insane, like you.

Kinda seems like the mom/jail story would be a better post than this...

the sequel to the movie no one cared about because YOU are an ENTITLED DICK. Extra caps just for you.

I hate you

Thanks for jinxing us asshole. Now it's going to fucking rain until July.

Why are we the "fuckers"?

Rain Pt. 2: Electric Boogloo.

Rain Pt 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold?

Like it wasn't gonna do that anyway, Trollkien.

@ FWTBT

Apparently my anonymous night in shiny armor felt the need to uphold my honor.

There are some creepy lurkers around these parts...

You mean the downvote? Either it's your white knight or the same person who gives me a downvote on every comment that I post. Or perhaps they are...... THE SAME TROLL!!