Spit up? Kudos to the baby who posts I/A's.

The relationship is about to end.

Haha, yeah man fuck that shit! I'm glad I wasn't invited too!

*sits at home alone, eating frozen pizza and bitching online*

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You're priorities are whacked man. She probably didn't invite you because you've no doubt told her you can only swallow tortured flesh, the bloodier the better. Well wash it down with plenty of cheap beer so you don't gag to death. Find another carnivore to keep company with and get amorous while fighting over the bones. Let your Veggie gal find a cool dude that shits regularly and doesn't walk around with barbecue sauce smeared on his chin and all over his shirt. Lick them lips!

^MM, I don't think she's a veggie girl (turkey chili was mentioned), but she definitely likes healthier fare. I,A watches too many commercials during football games.

Turkey chili is fucking awesome. Maybe we will all get lucky and the next girl will feed you nightshade.

Ok, you have to be more specific for us folks at I,A. Was she who texted you who made dinner? Was it organic or PDX organic? These are things we need to know if you want us to tell you the future of this relationship. Clairvoyance doesn't come cheap you know. Most important, why would you have spit "up" and not sideways where the other dinner attendees would not have seen you? Were you planning on getting caught?

OK we don't give a fuck and I'm not making this shit up.

It's cool, she's already moved on to someone who's not a presumptuous asshole with the palate of a fourth-grader.

You weren't invited because you are are a dick, and now you'll never be invited. Worth it?