10 out of 10! I don't have a dog, but I have consumed neighbors with one, who choose not to clean up after theirs. If my playing outside six year old steps in shit that you CHOOSE not to clean up.. I will fucking stab you! Or complain to management about it. and A LOT! It's not the dog you hate, it's its owner. My carpet dreads them bitches! I hate lazy! Hates it, it's so gross.

After this tragic experience, you should take a hint from crime scenes and the people who have to walk through the gore. Put the blue bags on your feet, and you won't have to burn them. Some dog owners are irresponsible and hating the dogs is just not the right thing to do.

Maybe the crap your stepping in is human waste.

If you pay close attention to your experience today you will see you learned some valuable metaphorical insights into the true nature of this life.

The minefield of dog turds are the obstacles God (dog) puts in your path to test you, your obliviousness to the subtle odor of feces emanating from yourself until you finally were stopped long enough to inspect it and discover it was your shoe is the condition your life is in unless you surrender control to god, and those haphazardly discarded blue bags of dogshit everywhere you look is exactly how god sees the human race.

If you collect that dog shit and dry it out in your oven, you can burn it in your hibachi after the next 9.0 earthquake and trade Hot Pockets and coffee for gold crowns (keep some pliers handy).

First of all I think you should take a drive up to the Oso, Wash hillsides and pass out flyers about how much you hate stepping into dog shit. While your there, not a hair on you dog-hating ass to scream out how much you G.D. Fkg. hate dogs and dog shit. They'll appropriately throw a net over you.

Nice revealing touch, when you said you didn't think that shit smell could possibly be you, but some residual smell from( how many blocks away?). I know! When you smell B.O. its gotta be from somebody else, not your perfumed pits. Oh yeah! A sterile cat like you couldn't even clean off your shoes, had to burn them. I smell a great documentary in the making. "Dreary Dogshit Doldrums"

I hope you didn't burn your shoes. There are fucking dogs starving to death on the streets of Baghdad as we speak and you're gonna just go and burn the shoe you have with a perfectly nice turd lined up on the bottom of it?

You fucking inhuman scumbag.

Funny(ish) story: I looked up my local dog park on facebook to check off leash hours, and the page is just FULL of people asking "Isn't there anything we can do about the unfair targeting of dog owners by parks and rec?" I kept reading to see what the big deal is. Apparently dog owners around here feel victimized because rangers show up on nice days to ticket people who don't follow the two basic laws of the dog park: offleash in the designated area only, and PICK UP AFTER YOUR FUCKING DOG. I have about as much empathy for these pricks as I had for the jackass boycotting Milwaukie (as in not using it as his personal driving shortcut) because they ticket people who break traffic laws.

Ticketing people who knowingly break laws seems like a GREAT way of getting revenue to me. Then again, I like my shoes poopless and my public services funded, so I'm probably some manner of crazy.

Are you positive it was dog shit?

Studies suggest that big dogs may have carbon footprints similar to cars. And those studies just looked at the land necessary to grow food for one large dog. It did not look at the poop problem and other environmental problems caused by dogs. But ooh, we have to live in teeny tiny houses and commute by bicycle and then cancel out any environmental pluses by irresponsible pet choices.

But criticizing dog ownership is blasphemy in this town.

I grew up with animals. I love kittens and puppies. I HATE obnoxious, irresponsible dog owners. The ones who let their dogs shit on the sidewalk and leave it there, the ones who tie up their dogs on hot days with no water, the ones who bring their dogs to restaurant patios, into coffee shops, onto hiking trails that clearly say NO DOGS. Some dog owners are the WORST kind of 'Entitled' class... ignorant of the privilege required just to own a dog and arrogantly oppressive with how they feel their precious animal should be treated as part of society.

Unless it's your companion dog (cuz you're blind or have war-induced ptsd) leave it at home. And unless you want the world to hate you. It's YOUR dog. It's YOUR SHIT! CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT!

Dogs are great. Many dog owners are shit.

It ain't hard: Train your dog (everyone loves a well-behaved dog). Leash your dog when not in off-leash areas, keep it out of grocery stores and restaurants (duh), and pick up after it. Can't handle that? Don't get a dog.

Wow. 12 posts and not one "well my dog is better than your little rugrat" comment. I think we're all evolving.

The title of the post should be "Dog, I hate your owner."

3 on the 1-10 scale.

I hate your dog, but I love your pussy...

CAT!!!!

Heyyyy poster "munch" at the top of the page.

First sentence you said you consumed neighbors with a dog.

That's harsh...

America's 83 million pet dogs produce some 10.6 million tons of poop every year. That's a lot of shit.