Memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do

This is not easy to get away with, as the feces are likely to block the drain. Unless you carry a potato masher with you at all times, it's better to stick to just masturbating in showers, like normal people.

You should've considered holding in this rant like you used to do with your dumps.

The only thing that will ever make any of this right is if you go and shit in your sink right now. I mean right now!!!!

God, it's been a slow week, hasn't it? This is, sadly, the most interesting offering we've had.

What the fuck is this shit? This blog is really going down the drain.

Oh, I got shit stories for you.
A friend on LSD and drunk on tequila throwing his feces around the men's dormitory bathroom, then having to clean it up the next morning, but before that, a few of us early morning classers seeing the brown smears.
The other stories happened to me, or it happened to my friend, that's right. Most of it remains a secret besides saying, I've shit my pants before. And no one needs details, we all kind of already know what is involved because most of us take a shit at least once a day, sometimes a few times a day. It's great that our shit stories can remain a secret, a mystery, if you will, that we get away with it.
You must've been using some good smelling shampoo or soap to cover up the smell?
Teens do stupid things, but adults do even more stupid things, and it's only because adults are supposed to be wiser, but adults are not.
Fuck, what did I just talk about?