I dunno....to me it sounds like a good opportunity for Darwin's "weeding out" theory.

And on the other hand, everybody with a car forgets how to drive like a sane person every time it rains, and it's rains 9 months of the year.

I wear my sunglasses to check out cameltoes, and boobies. Drop the bomb on us all.

They built that city for rock and roll, and they built that road for the lost to come home. I don't know what city they were referring to. I don't know who they are, all of the time. I could never get lost on purpose. When I'm wandering, I just have time on my hands.

I just sang "I got to where shades, the future's so bright," to the "I gotta have faith," song. It works.

Once again, it appears Blows Duking was drinking before noon today.

Not one of his song references is written accurately. It's like some bizarre form of dyslexia.

Don't you just that Beatles song "Sunshine Good Day?"

I hope to never to anything right. I hope to never do anything perfectly or especially to your standards.

Drinking before noon, sounds like the greatest plan I will have all day.

3 definitely 3

Maybe you can fuck off. Marine drive is not for pussie transplants

Putting them on bikes next to semis carries lower penalties than stuffing them in plastic bags inside a box in the garage.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is waiting for me in Union Square
my wheel needs repair
the bike lane's glowing all over the city
my bike specializes in the nitty-gritty

Ai'nt nobody got time for dat.

I totes blew it in the car last week

2 haute dudes and my motherfucking mp3 player shit the bed.

YAWN.