Anonymous Apr 15, 2014 at 8:52 am

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Please, do it. They will not be missed.
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It seems like you need a backrub. Slow down a little. It's hard to keep up when I am trying to relieve your stress.
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Pregnant Ninja Mamas! When's the release date?
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39th? Never heard of it.
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Pretty sad how many goddamn creepers there are out there just mingling with society. I always feel so sorry for the young ladies being stared at/told to smile/chatted up/asked how old they are/etc on the bus or at bus stops.

Hey! Weird middle-aged man! Get on OK Cupid and harmlessly find out how undesireable you are! Quit harassing complete strangers just trying to get to/from work!
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That stretch of Hawthorne is The Vortex. Be prepared for anything, and probably something unpleasant.
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^ Truth. I STILL run into like 8 people I went to high school with every time I'm on Hawthorne (which is pretty much never, for exactly that reason). If it weren't for Hawthorne, I wouldn't believe there were even that many of us still in Portland.
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I think girls/women should be taught to scream when that shit happens. Of course, self-defense classes would be ideal. Noting like getting your ass kicked for that creepy shit to teach someone a lesson.

In lieu of the ass beating, scaring the shit out of them and drawing unwanted attention is a good second option.
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^ I agree. I'm not a fan of violence, especially if it's just some creep - scream at him. It'll freak him out and draw attention from by standers, which may bring more people to your aid and tell the creep to fuck off.
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Maybe it's time we got back, to basics of love....
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Yeah, in a crowded area, a good "WHO THE FUCK *ARE* YOU? DO *NOT* FUCKING TOUCH ME AGAIN" at war cry volume is a pretty appropriate response.

I'm a fan of clocking the guy with a tire iron, too (you carry those, right?), but realistically it might cause you a bit of legal trouble unless he touches you again after the head-swiveling (and thus witness-generating) shout. After that, feel free to remove his face.
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man, representing some duece is awesome, this nigga switch out his vocab conveniently enough, and when big tymers like jim cazkevel rep as well...well, that anthem all these lil duval generic hobos not helpin a brother out can rub elbows, be bozos and pretend to pimp their bitches as much as they want to, i want to tell you all i have known about once upon a time, but since these lyrics that make me wince and identify the chinciness amongst prostitution UPSCALE, savvy, classy, daddy like go daddy dot com hunks...while slip slide melting and pointing out eminems potential to retire and revive the same ole same ole for the reality sakes of oh ew relationships chingy and flavor flave...stop crying lil guy...shes teachin you something? contractually?
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PrickStevens, for President. He believes. Miracles, I believe in. On the working man, Have pity.
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Fucking magnets. How do they work? Miracles.
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@Blows Duking...

Either you're responding to the wrong rant, or you're back to making absolutely no sense (a.k.a. Status Quo).

Regardless, I would like to pay you a compliment for your creative play on words. Prick Stevens... What a hoot!!!!
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Idle hands are the Devil's rapey feel-coppers.

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