Didn't Michael Douglas already star in this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ckjELRL6Y

"YOU FORGOT THE BRIEFCASE!!"

You forgot to mention your time in 'Nam.

Where's the KFC guy who rates these? This one is a 5 in my book.

This is a good rant, but it won't take much research to identify you once you've perpetrated violence, "Lincoln Highschools' Parent Volunteer of the Year."

tl;dr

to I'Anon Lincoln High Parent volunteer of the year. I hope that is a lie. You just want attention, and think you are unique in your hate. Hate, Hate, Hate. That will get you far, like the Westboro Baptist Church throwbacks. Yeah, you hate a person or persons who are down and out. Of course they are young, with tats and rings in their nose. Guess you were never young. What generation does not start trends in fashion? Some say bravery skips a generation. You talk like your from my generation,but I don't know you.

I have a feeling you were once homeless your self, and this is just a cover so you can distance yourself from people you generalize. Keep pretending your someone special.

Too bad your father did not have a vasectomy. Just keep thinking like you do, and someday when you need help, no one will be there. I feel sorry for your children. Really I do, So sad. Poor kids.

I can't even bother with your apple box speech after "carreer" and "speek". Normally, I would at least ponder the concept for a moment, but you negated the whole rant with two non-words.

Tl, dr also ^same.

You fucking people and your long winded spiels. Maybe call your mother more often instead.

Are street kids really so powerful that they caused our economic downturn? I was under the impression that it was primarily caused by the people with all of the money and power.

If I'm doing the math correctly, which I am, then your kid would appear to be 21 and in high school and/or fictional, so maybe don't be so hard on the feckless youth. They are, after all, a product of previous generations.

You won't get a dish never, you're just a selfish.
Please don't take me to the bayou.
I'm not a freak I don't wanna lose my shoes.
Do you? You do? I go through your taboo you do now I'm so blue.

"I'm Lincoln Highschools' Parent Volunteer of the Year"

Woa, make way folks, we got a celebrity in the house!

I hope your one offspring goes into social work, gets married has several beautiful kids and doesn't let you have any contact with them whatsoever. "Parent Volunteer of the Year" You're kid's 21..where are you volunteering, folding towels in the girls gym locker room?
You struggled 51 long months to find re-employment, that means you exercised all your un-employment benefit extensions, and were starting to tap into your kick-ass IRA, that you didn't disclose to the unemployment people.
We overpopulated in the 80's. Hey why do you Eugenics minded morons always talk plurally? I think it's because you've never had an original thought. You're always thinking a make-believe posse is nodding in agreement with your every absurd statement or action.
You never gave a dime to a charity, you didn't get a deduction on your precious taxes for. My taxes support this...my taxes support that "eat shit".
You better stop with the threats to this poor soul you're badgering. If I hear of a murdered 20 something homeless dude in the Portland area...I'll tip the cops off to your rant and will be glad to show up at your trial, just to see you cry.

Idiotic Rant Classic

Can't say I buy the author's rationale for the struggling economy, and I'm not a fan of the threatening language either.

But, I can't stand the all the gutter punks in this city. They're maddening, disruptive, and virtually useless.

I'm sure a good portion of them are victims of feckless/irresponsible parenting, but how far will that excuse get you in the long run?

This IAnon might be one step away from being the "de facto mayor" of crazytown, but I really like the cut of his jib...

Rick - You know, as I was posting my comment I considered adding a "And now you have me defending gutter punks, asshole" but I thought that I,A might derive some satisfaction from that, so I left it out.

Hey, here's a joke:
How many I,As does it take to change a lightbulb?





IAs don't change anything.

3+

FWTBT, your joke is an excellent example of "truth in jest."

I think the author's premise is way off, but I can certainly understand his frustration with the PDX punks.

I hope he's bluffing, otherwise his actions will clearly be premeditated.

DAD! How do you even know about I, Anonymous! Stop getting online and getting yourself in trouble! Now I can't even show my face at school.

After reading this, I did what any worthwhile netizen would do: I googled "Lincoln High School Portland Parent Volunteer of the Year."

What I learned is that not even Google cares who I,A is.

All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Yeeesss DAAAD. And stop hanging around with my friends you're making my life unsuferable.

Whatever beef you have with homeless street kids, and whatever validity there is to criticizing their lifestyle and assigning blame to them for how this city is as a whole, is invalidated by how crazy and unhinged you come off as in voicing your complaint. You should seriously be focusing on getting professional help, and not wandering around seething and fantasizing about visiting violence on a group of people who have absolutely no real-world context to anything you do on a day-to-day basis.

For real, I/A, get some fucking help.

I feel worse for this guy than I do for the homeless.
what a bitter person.

This obviously is a frame job by a hooligan against the Lincoln High School's Parent Volunteer of the Year. Nice try, though.