It's actually a complicated BDSM scenario he has worked out with his wife. He humiliates himself, comes home and admits all the shitty behavior he has engaged with, they then walk slowly to Pine Street Biscuits while she slaps him repeatedly, and then once they get there she chews up his food and spits it in his mouth like a mother bird.
Where's your acceptance of sexual diversity?
Haven't you ever seen how cranky most two year olds get?