I've noticed the same thing before, and they tend to mainly be old and/or overweight men. Must be a lack of fiber or something. Sometimes, that shit sounds painful…literally.
I'm pretty sure there is a direct correlation between the amount of fast food people consume and the amount of huffing and grunting that occurs when they go to drop a duece.
Ironic that some people burn more calories ridding their bodies of awful/unhealthy food than they do in the course of their normal daily activities.
Personally, I find screaming in orgasmic ecstasy much more satisfying while pooping than a mere series of grunts. Just sayin...if you got it, flaunt it.
I suffer from ulcerative Collitis. Pooping fucking HURTS when I'm having a flare-up. I hope you do call the cops and get gaffled-up by PPD for pranking 911.
Ironic that some people burn more calories ridding their bodies of awful/unhealthy food than they do in the course of their normal daily activities.
Murricuh!!!! Fuck yeah!!!