Anonymous Apr 23, 2014 at 11:20 am

The Essence of Man

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Would describing you as a sick and twisted fucking weirdo constitute me judging you?

If so, you've been judged.
RickStevens on April 23, 2014 at 11:27 AM Report this
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Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on April 23, 2014 at 11:34 AM Report this
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CREATIVY in writing is not easy to come by. I smell a pulizer.
Keep up the good work with your blodhound nose for getting to the bottom of things. Your parents must be proud.
seentomuch on April 23, 2014 at 1:25 PM Report this
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Yeah, being fat is way worse than being a chair-sniffing creep.

I'd call you a pig, but pigs are relatively intelligent animals.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on April 23, 2014 at 1:50 PM Report this
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This is great and all but could you please stop eating random piles of poop without brushing your teeth and licking your genitalia in public?
JRRTrollkien on April 23, 2014 at 3:32 PM Report this
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Where is this fat lady you work with located? I do believe you've convinced me to have myself a whiff.
on April 23, 2014 at 3:51 PM Report this
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Great, this is all I need: some guy smelling my desk chair after hours. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Douglas_Banter on April 23, 2014 at 3:58 PM Report this
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Do you smell yourself?
Aestro on April 23, 2014 at 4:02 PM Report this
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Colonel sanders guy wrote this. Bet.
buddy on April 23, 2014 at 5:10 PM Report this
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WARNING: DO NOT TRUST STEVE HUMPHREY TO KEEP ***PRIVATE*** CORRESPONDENCE OFF THE BLOG
Commenty Colin on April 23, 2014 at 6:36 PM Report this
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"It must be the muuu-sk!"
on April 23, 2014 at 6:39 PM Report this
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....and lol at CC
on April 24, 2014 at 11:12 AM Report this

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