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i'mrightyourwrong on April 25, 2014 at 5:50 PM

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Do you sleep on a futon by any chance?

Todd Mecklem on April 25, 2014 at 6:23 PM

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Wait, put his wife by the garbage? Like he used to?

I love when people get so heated mashing out their rant that they turn into an incoherent mess. You started off collected, but by the end you were a raging sweaty nightmare.

assisse on April 25, 2014 at 6:47 PM

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So some gnarly cooze is probably obliged to get railed by a needle dicked hipster wanting parking spots for his stupid posse?!

Jesus h.

buddy on April 25, 2014 at 7:10 PM

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Every one of my neighbors puts their cans on the street and we don't have any problems.

King Ralph on April 25, 2014 at 7:41 PM

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Tag line is kinda clever, but if you run over garbage cans for fun I doubt you have the panache to poach an egg, let alone your neighbors wife. Maybe you should try kidnapping his dog next time OR...you could knock on his door, etc, etc.

on April 25, 2014 at 7:44 PM

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Yeah...he's bad at garbage, so his wife must be a whore?

Get a fucking life.

ThatOneBitch on April 25, 2014 at 8:12 PM

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Also, I love it when all of the immediate dislikes are obviously by the Anon who is perma-refreshing the comments. So so sad.

ThatOneBitch on April 25, 2014 at 8:14 PM

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I,A tip of the week: add emphasis to your rant by threatening to fuck someone's wife

Chunty McHutchence on April 25, 2014 at 8:29 PM

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His wife is checking you out, and she is not too bad looking.
Something tells me your ego has reached new heights. You really have a rant that is unique,fresh and well, just too hard to figure out.

seentomuch on April 25, 2014 at 11:29 PM

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Take my garbage cans, please!

Demondog on April 26, 2014 at 9:50 AM

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To recap...

Please handle your garbage/recyclables in a manner I deem fit. If you balk at my request, (insert delusions of grandeur here) I will stick my penis in your wife.

RickStevens on April 28, 2014 at 10:29 AM

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