Anonymous Apr 26, 2014 at 5:27 pm

Fucking Star Fucking Wars

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1
Yes, they killed Star Wars. Killed it dead.
landocal on April 26, 2014 at 6:35 PM Report this
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Fuck you colonel, in advance.
buddy on April 26, 2014 at 7:03 PM Report this
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Mel Brooks said it best: http://goo.gl/G3Diqj
Douglas_Banter on April 26, 2014 at 7:04 PM Report this
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You better get a patent on the Star Wars condoms real soon.
Good chance to make it big.
Medicated Marine on April 26, 2014 at 7:28 PM Report this
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You forgot Star Wars hemorrhoid cream. You can't have your bum lookin like a sarlaac pit.
on April 26, 2014 at 10:51 PM Report this
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I like Star Wars therefore I identify with Nerd Culture. Us nerds gotta stick together. Aren't too many of us out there that like Nerd Stuff like Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, LOTR, Game of Thrones, Twilight, etc.
Chunty McHutchence on April 27, 2014 at 12:50 AM Report this
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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
shark attack mountain on April 27, 2014 at 2:51 AM Report this
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"Star Wars" is SO OVER, now I always carry a "The Plague by Albert Camus" lunchbox.
Todd Mecklem on April 27, 2014 at 8:32 AM Report this
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She's gone from suck to blow!
King Ralph on April 27, 2014 at 11:46 AM Report this
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"Fucking Star Fucking Wars" was also the name of the least creative Star Wars porn parody ever produced.
Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on April 27, 2014 at 1:46 PM Report this
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If you fuck with my Stars Wars, I will fuck someone you love very much. Don't make me fuck someone you love very much.
RickStevens on April 27, 2014 at 11:28 PM Report this
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Yeah. I watched the movies and moved on. These are often fake anyway, written by the staff with a few outside submissions.
on April 30, 2014 at 3:18 PM Report this

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