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From, Leaky.
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Strange, I usually get plenty of tail after I drag a chick to the marble statue museum. It's a surefire panty-dropper.
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Hey, don't pin that one on me!
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Sam's.
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No, It's clearly someone who's copying my vocabulaire.
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Check the city morgue.
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Hmmm, maybe she got sick and tired of having to translate your texts and emails from illiterate gibberish to actual english.
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No, girls like that. It gives them something to do. While waiting at places 'n' stuff.
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Maybe yo bref stank.
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Maybe it's because you have poor grammar, can't spell, and are unintelligible; qualities no one looks for in a real relationship. I would suggest that you take some English classes.
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Yeah, me too! In Barkshire UK...
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Take more drugs. She'll call.
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You foreshadowed the emo music very well!7/10
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