Aww hell no

Once she reads this post, you're in like Flynn baby!!!!

Oh, before I forget, you're a sick fucking loser!!!

You're not getting a tip for your laundry "services", so don't even ask.

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Plot twist: It's his stepsister.

Between roommates fucking with each others toothbrushes, food, clothes and whatever else, I really don't understand the appeal of being a grown adult and living with a bunch of other grown adults. Do people really miss dorm life? Portland isn't *that* expensive for a 1bdrm apt.

Are you by any chance bearded and an avid early morning bicycle mechanic too?

Somethings you want to share are just a lot creepy for even hard core I'Anonymous commenters. But hey, if you want to wear her under pants on your head, and run around the laundry room,go for it. You are a creep and need to find someone in your same category, so you can share your fetish.

You're Edmund Kemper creepy.

You're a wimp. Hump her pillow and blast off into that if ya wanna be a hero.

"Essence, pleasure rags, love honey"= single for life guy.

She probably won't date you because you're a predatory creepy pervert fuck that thinks it's cute to saturate someone else's clothes with your nasty useless cum.

I hope she reads this, gets a restraining order, and evicts your repugnant ass.

"Eric's been is a pretty good roommate lately... always offering to do the laundry! Maybe we need some fabric softener though, my clothes seem a little... starchy..."

Sex offender much?

Ask Mr. Dan Savage about bringing unwilling people into your sex life. You have no right to put your roommate in unknowing contact with your bodily fluids. I assume that
your room mate situation will end soon- who would want to live with you? You have probably set off "creep sensors" anyway. You are disturbed and need psych help or you have 100% chance of never having a decent relationship.

Dude! Can you give me her number? I bet the sounds of me plowing her and the fact that that's something you'll NEVER be able to do would do wonders for your psyche! My advice, move the fuck out of there NOW before you go crazy and the police find you jacking off in a pile of your own shit in a suit made from her skin.