A solid rant against Whole Foods, or so I initially thought.

I was licking my chops, ready to give you props, but then you brought up the vegan bbq sandwich. What the fuck is that? Wet kale and quinoa doused with bbq sauce between gluten/dairy free bread?

Also, what with shoppers showing up in their pj's lately?

Start singing "Kumbaya" to yourself. With a pause after each word that's just long enough to be disconcerting. That'll hurry things up.

Does that come on a GF (gluten-free) bun?

It has to be yeast-free bread, as well. Yeast are people too. They have culture.

#savetheyeast

Holy shit, I read all these comments and it didn't even register that I,A wasn't talking about New Seasons.

So much for them being unique, I guess

I would buy some high quality ingredients there but their ready-made food is gross. I'm 100% sure that there are better vegan sandwiches elsewhere.

Sysco garbage marked up 5,000%

assisse makes a good point. I had a friend who worked at a WF deli counter. He said that their "chicken salad with grapes" offering was merely Sysco chicken salad plus grapes.

I'm not suggesting anything but go now make your move time is gold your time to shine is now the present escapes us.

Jerk Foods