If you think Fred / Carrie actually "love" Portland and wanted to do it a favor by locating their dumb show here, you're a moron. They're cynical famewhoring dullards.
Furthermore, the Blazers don't care about you. They're a billionaire's hobby. They're not "your" team. Also, you likely moved here a year or two ago-- where's all that team spirit when the Jazz or Bucks or whatever are playing? At least you could justify it with hometown nostalgia. You only like the Blazers because everyone else does. And it's sad, just like how you think Fred should hang out with you. You are alone in this world and don't forget it.
When encountered, Fred & Carrie should be ignored, as they gain their power from attention. Do not attempt to confront them, for when you slay one, two more with spawn to take its place.
Furthermore, the Blazers don't care about you. They're a billionaire's hobby. They're not "your" team. Also, you likely moved here a year or two ago-- where's all that team spirit when the Jazz or Bucks or whatever are playing? At least you could justify it with hometown nostalgia. You only like the Blazers because everyone else does. And it's sad, just like how you think Fred should hang out with you. You are alone in this world and don't forget it.