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Maybe this person is annoyed at getting hounded by assholes like you.

Stalker, huh?

You're not friends with Fred Armisen just because you saw him on TV.

I had no idea Kyle Mclachlan liked the Blazers.

If you think Fred / Carrie actually "love" Portland and wanted to do it a favor by locating their dumb show here, you're a moron. They're cynical famewhoring dullards.

Furthermore, the Blazers don't care about you. They're a billionaire's hobby. They're not "your" team. Also, you likely moved here a year or two ago-- where's all that team spirit when the Jazz or Bucks or whatever are playing? At least you could justify it with hometown nostalgia. You only like the Blazers because everyone else does. And it's sad, just like how you think Fred should hang out with you. You are alone in this world and don't forget it.

When encountered, Fred & Carrie should be ignored, as they gain their power from attention. Do not attempt to confront them, for when you slay one, two more with spawn to take its place.

Why do you hate Andy Carson so much?

Portandia is like someone you dated for a few weeks, very easy to forget and/or ignore.

I'm going to introduce myself right now before happy hour expires.

Local Jerks

Stars to who? I saw a couple clips of the show on Youtube and found them virtually un-watchable.