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No need to be classist about this. It could just as likely been some pothead in a VW wagon, or a beefy hipster on a souped up unicycle.

Regardless, they were still an asshole for doing that.

I wonder if this was perpetrated by my roommate's horrible new girlfriend, who drove to our house (without first calling him) while puking drunk at three in the morning Tuesday night.....

If she shows up at our house again, I'll totally post her plate numbers here. There was human feces on our bathroom floor yesterday morning.

^ jerk feces is more like it

Must have hit your car pretty hard to have broken your rear view mirror. Perhaps you meant side mirror? Oh wait, you wrote "review" mirror. I don't know what one of those are but they must be important. Sorry for your loss.

Yeah, I'd say it was asshole feces, but that's like, ALL feces.

Try to order the part online a replace it yourself. Money saving tip!

What? I understand from Bike Portland and PBOT that no one drives anymore. Plus, everyone in the no-parking apartments rides a bike. We are the Bike Capital of Portland, So -you must be from Portland, Maine.

Seriously, this whole town has a drinking problem. It was
a super-douchey thing to hit and run. These incidents will only get worse with new residents in cramped, noisy places with no parking.

Lorde, get over it.