Anonymous May 12, 2014 at 10:35 am

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"On the upside, I left whole foods only spending $6.49"

Well now we KNOW this is fake.
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Why the fuck would this bother you so much? It's someone with a bike in a grocery store... jesus.

The same size, but less encumbering than a kid, too-- do you go around ranting at and resenting people who bring their kids to the store? At least a bike isn't gonna shit all over its own saddle and lay down in the middle of the store screaming and kicking its feet if you don't buy it some bike grease or an a C02 cannister.

Maybe he forgot his ulock keys, if it makes you feel better.

Get a hobby.
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"ass clown"
"bag of dicks"
"winning"

Ugh. It's the triple crown of tedious phrases only used by passive-aggressive dorks.
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"better than PBR"

Don't you get nervous, scaling the heights like that?
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Don't ever go to Whole Foods. Lyle a bike takes up much more room than the average kid, and is much less maneuverable.
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I take my tandem with the kid bike extension into jewelry stores. They love it.
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Bikes don't belong in stores.
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You know what's gross? Dogs in stores. I'm not talking about service animals.
I love dogs as much as the next Portlander, but I don't want to see your little flee-bitten shitbag sniffing around my groceries.
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Well, Todd took my first option for a response. Though I'll still say it shouldn't be difficult to find 6 cans of beer that don't taste like antelope piss for the same price as PBR.

Should've given the dude the ol' "California No" I don't think you should bring your bike into the store. Portlanders are very easily shamed.
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One is never 'winning' shopping at the WalMart of high-end grocery stores. Gah, they aren't even 100% non-GMO!
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They shouldn't allow seeing eye utilikilts in the store either.
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Can I help you up mr bitch face?^
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"Lyle a bike takes up much more room than the average kid, and is much less maneuverable."


OH, like a... shopping cart?
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" I ride a bike, so I am ENTITLED to bring it into a store"
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@Lyle...

Dude, take down that photo!!! You look like George Michael after he's had dysentery for a month and was caught running a red light in a desperate hunt for electrolytes only to be pulled over and mugshotted by The Fashion Police.

Please wait...

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