Why the fuck would this bother you so much? It's someone with a bike in a grocery store... jesus.
The same size, but less encumbering than a kid, too-- do you go around ranting at and resenting people who bring their kids to the store? At least a bike isn't gonna shit all over its own saddle and lay down in the middle of the store screaming and kicking its feet if you don't buy it some bike grease or an a C02 cannister.
Maybe he forgot his ulock keys, if it makes you feel better.
You know what's gross? Dogs in stores. I'm not talking about service animals.
I love dogs as much as the next Portlander, but I don't want to see your little flee-bitten shitbag sniffing around my groceries.
Well, Todd took my first option for a response. Though I'll still say it shouldn't be difficult to find 6 cans of beer that don't taste like antelope piss for the same price as PBR.
Should've given the dude the ol' "California No" I don't think you should bring your bike into the store. Portlanders are very easily shamed.
Dude, take down that photo!!! You look like George Michael after he's had dysentery for a month and was caught running a red light in a desperate hunt for electrolytes only to be pulled over and mugshotted by The Fashion Police.
Well now we KNOW this is fake.
The same size, but less encumbering than a kid, too-- do you go around ranting at and resenting people who bring their kids to the store? At least a bike isn't gonna shit all over its own saddle and lay down in the middle of the store screaming and kicking its feet if you don't buy it some bike grease or an a C02 cannister.
Maybe he forgot his ulock keys, if it makes you feel better.
Get a hobby.
"bag of dicks"
"winning"
Ugh. It's the triple crown of tedious phrases only used by passive-aggressive dorks.
Don't you get nervous, scaling the heights like that?
I love dogs as much as the next Portlander, but I don't want to see your little flee-bitten shitbag sniffing around my groceries.
Should've given the dude the ol' "California No" I don't think you should bring your bike into the store. Portlanders are very easily shamed.
OH, like a... shopping cart?
Dude, take down that photo!!! You look like George Michael after he's had dysentery for a month and was caught running a red light in a desperate hunt for electrolytes only to be pulled over and mugshotted by The Fashion Police.