Anonymous May 18, 2014 at 11:01 pm

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1
On a scale of wan to tepid I'd give this a twee.
2
Stay tuned for Part II, that's when the author may actually make their point.
3
Having your adult child move back home is tough times. Craigslist their keyboard and fuck their houseplants.

And for the love of St. Jude, stop finishing their paintings already. No wonder they are completely incapable of follow-through. Cut the apron strings and sew up that nursing bra already.
4
At least you have that balcony and a seemingly damaged relationship as well.
5
On a wing scale I give this one a flavorless mild.
6
on a scale where buddy deletes his cookies 1-10 times to like his pathetically unfunny comment i say he does this 5 times.
7
You know what else is on Manhattan balconies?

Rats! Big fuckin' rats! Rats with dicks the size of field mice!
8
Hey colonel chode-face-slave-owning-representer..... If I wanted to, yes, I could get me some upvotes.

Do I care? No. I give no fucks. Never have to that extreme.

Are you a douche? Yes, yes you are. A huge one at that.

Is your avatar racist as all fuck? Yes, yes it is.

How many cherry pops do I give you for all you've tried tonight?? One you fuck faced cunt bag of a dick smack!

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but I'm sure it's all you've done today...... So go fuck your your mom. Or sister. Or dad😃
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Omg, Buddy, you need to get cuddled.
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and buddy liked himself exactly five times.

Well if this chicken isn't finger lickin' good...
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Good.
Good.
Let the hate flow through you...
12
Colonel, Dude I mean dud. How do you type so well with your cock in your nose?

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