Having a baby with someone is like going on a date and listening to them talk about their band/music all night.... only you have to continue the date for EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS straight.

Fuck that shit... have you seen the streaming quality of free HD porn lately?

So, don't have babies then*. But, it's not unreasonable for a couple to have two children (replacement rate). And when you get old and decrepit, these babies that sicken you now will be the young people who clean up piles YOUR dung while you drool yourself to sleep watching Kardashian reruns and try to remember your own name.



*Five years from now, you'll be ogling onesies in the baby aisle at Target. Bet on it.

How long have you had this obsession with excrement? Try to relax, and don't worry so much about how others choose to live their lives. Your sphincter will thank you for it.

The Good Lord really screwed on this one. If making the babies didn't feel same damned good, we'd be having fewer of them.

St. Pete should've made procreating more complex. For example, making a baby could be like building IKEA furniture and the guide would always be in a different language. I bet the birth rate would plummet.

YOUR MOM?

I might have phrased it a ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ lot differently but I agree. Many if not all environmental issues can be traced to population size. Governmental population control hasn't worked out so well in China (at least for girls).

Maybe peer pressure is what's needed. Maybe someday, having more than 2 kids will be like owning a Hummer.

...Oh wait, then douchebags running the world will be a statistical certainty.

Wow, tough problem...

You're making the responsible choice. The tendency to use caps lock unnecessarily is a genetic condition.

Does Wm. really need to make up these things?

I though title was about the colonel.